Name: Maleficent Lo Monster
Age: 5-7 days, maybe. I dunno.
Sometimes mistaken for: The Benevolent FSM; his very, very distant cousin.
The only way to defeat Lo Monster is by throwing shredded cheese at his tendrils.
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3 days ago
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I wonder how Lo Monster would fend off, say, seven !syrup storms! - rapid-fire! Wha-cha! Wha-cha!
His almond cookie may crumble.
His fortune may change.
His lucky numbers may be up.
His word of the day may be, "baht-keekd" which is Mandarin for "defeat." :-)
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